Anomalous art: Anart. Impossible objects made physical and real. An underground culture of anartists exists across the globe, pushing the boundaries of what ‘art’ can be. Collectively, they refer to themselves by the name ‘Are We Cool Yet?’. The Foundation, a clandestine international group of unknown origin, is in a constant war against these strange, unusual, and often dangerous new forms of self-expression. A mysterious man known as ‘The Critic’ is considered one of the most important and revolutionary people in the anartistic world.
Our protagonist, Ruiz Duchamp, hates the guy.
Note: This story is rather dependent on the lore of the SCP Foundation. If you’re familiar with such, feel free to read on; if not, also feel free to read on, but know that you might be missing some important things.
Extracting 23 Files…
> 01. wowwee_go_kill_ursefl.txt
> 02. It_Just_Shattered.txt
> 03. A_C00L3R_M4N1F3570.txt
> 04. Sn1pSn1pSn1p.rtf
> 05. Flexibility.txt
> 06. n0velCultivars.txt
> 07. SH4DY_Meet1ngs.txt
> 08. TheToymanAndTheDoctor(IntermissionOne).pdf
> 09. QuintessenceOfDu5t.txt
> 10. AndThenWh4tH4PP3NED%3f.txt
> 11. theC00Lkids.docx
> 12. F1nalAttackOrders.rtf
> 13. THE_FRIDAY_EXHIBITION.tex
> 14. Insufficient_Clearance.txt
> 15. N080DY_D1es.txt
> 16. no (i2)
> 17. Empty_Unmarked_Grave.txt
> 18. detained.7ps
> 19. D1SP0S4L_and_D15COUR5E.rtf
> 20. Sn1ppedFromTheSameCloth.txt
> 21. br07h3RHO0d.txt
> 22. eulogy_for_the_Living.txt
> 23. wowwee_u_kild_ursefl.txt
>dir CooL /s
>3 Results Found!
>del CooL /s
File Format Error (Code 2394: NOT YET COOL)
NOTICE FOR BABIES: The Cool War features some swearing and violence.
The Cool War is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution ShareAlike.